Man

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A man is not quick to anger
He’s not one who’s quick to brawl
If you see a man bullying others
He’s not a man at all

A man is not a quitter
He’s not one to turn and run
When the going gets rough, he gets tough
He’ll remain till the job is done

A man takes no satisfaction
in seeing another fail
He encourages all to try
and to believe that they can prevail

A man will never boast or brag
or kick sand in your eye
He’ll stand firm on his conviction
with his head held to the sky

A man will always lend a hand
when he finds a friend in need
His character and his integrity
makes him a true friend indeed

--Mychal Wynn
I don’t tale credit for this. A man by the name of Mychal Wynn wrote this.
by 666Satanist666 February 19, 2020
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Swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strenght of a raging fire and mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
Girl: Grow up and be real men!
Boys:We must be swift as a coursing river
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With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN
With all the strenght of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
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the gender with a dick
That is a man, the one of the only two genders.
by IAlmostNeverLie December 21, 2017
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Man: Mysoginistic Asshole Nigger = MAN
No further explanation needed = MAN
by NEVEREXPLAINYOURSELFTOMAN October 23, 2010
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Man: Soceities expectation for you to conform to (marry) a man..when in reality this is not something you have to submit to..

Men in the 1950's used the wages as a tool for abuse,eg.financial abuse,where you can beat the shit out of your woman because YOU CAN.YOU OWN THE WAGES RIGHT?
Men typically own the homes then too..SO THEY CAN KICK YOU OUT FOR A YOUNGER (MORE STUPIDER VERSION OF YOU)..Just when you got wise to him (eg passed the age of 12 to 15)..

Men used women as a tool for abuse in the workplace also,can be seen in any workplace even today in the 00's..Where a woman on maternity leave may get even FURTHER pushed out of her job by a mysoginistic piece of shit who cannot even do half the work you do..or match an average days workload but still get PAYED TWICE THE AMOUNT..WHO'S THE EXPENSE NOW?
by ONLYTHETRUTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH October 23, 2010
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One can classify men in many ways. I'm going to do that according to some definitions for 'woman'.

Type 1: Retarded amoeba
"A woman is the useless skin around the vagina."

This kind of man is a lame excuse for a human being, and is sadly a waste of precious oxygen and a contributor to global warming. My defintion would be: Useless skin, cause their dick is not worth mentioning.

Type 2: Ignorant Asshole
"Women are only good in the kitchen and bedroom."

Type 2 is another unfortunate specimen of mankind. This kind of man is not even good in these two sectors, cause he can't even make toast without burning them and his unfortunate wife sleeps as he has sex with her.

Type 3: Normal Homo Sapiens
"Woman are equal to men in intelligence, and should be regarded as equals."

Type 3 is the only kind worth calling 'man'. This is the normal kind, and the world would be a better place if there were more.
T1
"Have you heard Luca? That man has the mental age of a retarted amoeba."

T2
"Mark said women are only good in two places, but there's no good place you'll find that man in."

T3
"I really enjoy being with Tony. He's such an intelligent and cultured man. God knows my lfe would be better with friends like him."
by Liz.B April 28, 2008
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A person who doesn't make fun of feminists because he knows they are right.
A guy who doesn't call "simp" the guys who defend women.
A: He shut his friends up when they started making fun of feminists.
B: WOW! That's almost impossible, he must be a real man!
by rosswife April 02, 2021
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