Jyot means divine light. She will conquer the world and blow your mind. She is pretty chill and likes to wear sweatpants but has great hair and nails. She is an amazing cook, empowered, bold and beautiful. Jyoti is changing the world and people wonder where did this chick come from? She gets noticed!
by xyzzy November 23, 2021
Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.
by Xyzzy September 21, 2004
A speech which proves Bush's mental condition is approximately the same as John_-_Winston, John Grubor, Steve Hayes, Robert Ghostwolf, Archimedes Plutonium, Alexander Abian, Ed Conrad, and a dozen other net.personalities made famous by their ability to post bullshit to more than SIXTY newsgroups at once.
Iran, Iraq, and North Korea? Couldn't he have picked someone like Burkina Faso who no one's ever heard of?
by Xyzzy September 21, 2004
by Xyzzy December 11, 2005
1. Money paid to the government for the privilege to live in that state or administrative distribution. Typically, taxes are a portion of one's income which approaches 100% as one's income increases; however, the rich often find ways to cheat on their taxes. There are different types of taxes, as well, depending on how one makes and spends money. Many neoliberals claim taxes are immoral, even though the Bible itself requires a tithe of a flat 10% and a poll tax of one half-sheqel; I'd like to see these people live starting out with a debt ten times what they currently make and not be allowed to earn income.
2. To test.
2. To test.
by Xyzzy February 05, 2005
by Xyzzy February 08, 2004
A guy who accidentally killed his father and married his mother, not knowing who they were. Similarly, a man who hates his father and is too attached to his mother.
by xyzzy April 24, 2005