Maine is a place where you get a good taste of everything. It has it's cities, yes, but thats not where the good stuff is. The good stuff is down on the coast catching lobster, hunting up north and trying to shoot the biggest buck, moose or anything else (legal or not) which is part of the fun. Maine is a place of small communities where everyone knows everyone and you can wave to everyone you see. The seasons allow for everything you'd want to do, ski/snowboard in winter, then go swimming in the ocean a few months later. Sunsets and sunrises take your breath away while you sit on the beach with your sweetie. Statistically, not ONE mainer can deal with a rubbernecking tourist driving 25 everywhere. You WILL deal with our burning tires, and you'll love the smell. We're somewhat sorry that we don't have time to pronounce all of our words the whole way start to finish, but we got better things to do than talk with you yuppies. Mostly, Maine is filled with people who take pride in whatever they do from the time they can walk 'til the day they're done. We're a different breed, so if you dont like us...leave. Maine truly is the way life should be ;)
In Maine it's wicked cold in the wintah, too hot in the summah, spring sucks cause its muddy, fall is cold but we get to hunt so it's alright I 'spose. 'Magin she's blowin sow-westley...I'll get my jacket.
by Mainer9 October 11, 2011
Get the Maine mug.Maine is a place where people (like me) are isolated from city life, but who cares. Although there aint much to do here (for ya flatlanders) all the high school kids come up with things to do, Because there isnt anything to do about 99.9% of maina's are either potheads or alcoholic's. But I have to say that because we have nothing else to do and were in a perfect temperate area. Maine has the best bud in the U.S. hands down. Ive been all across the U.S. and smoked it all. 40$ and eigth 50$ and eigth and it looks like oregano. 20,25$ and take to hits and ur gone. Maines got the best bud period. Any other stoners in Maine reading this you know what im talkin about, Right? Hey Maine might seem like shit sometimes when ur bored outta ur mind but its better then sittin in a apartment listening to someone getting shot next door. Plus whats any better then getting right F***ed up and goin to the festivals right? :-D
by Wiscassetbuoy August 15, 2008
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The state in which I live in. We are, proudly:
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
1. Redneck
2. Hicks
3. Shot-gun-shooters
4. Addicted to taxes
5. White (well, 98% of us)
6. have a kick-ass accent
7. will shoot you
8. under-funded
9. awesome
by h4x0r_w00t! November 27, 2004
Get the Maine mug.Maine's a great place compared to the rest of the country. You go to California, Arizona, Kentucky, any place in America and it's just people after people after people.
Maine is where refugees from other states come to live, unfortunately some of them bring their liberal ideas and try to ruin it for everyone.
Unlike other states, in Maine we don't drive like its the Daytona 500.
We have lots of drugs and alcohol, which is bad, but at least they don't spawn gangs like they would in New Jersey or some unfortunate state.
Maine's economy, compared to the rest of the nation, is like a 3rd world country's. But that's a good thing, it makes people from away not want to screw up our state with their greed.
We have good gun laws up here. If you want guns, come to Maine! You know your gun laws are good when Massachusetts complains about them not being strict enough.
Maine is a lot more conservative than people give it credit for. It's not really a blue state at all. We voted down gay marriage, have lenient gun laws, and have all Republic house, legislator, and governor. Living in Maine is almost like living in the south, just without the people.
If you don't want to get shot while walking home from the grocery store, move to Maine!
Actually, stay at home, because we don't want you here.
Maine is definitely better than the state you come from.
And Paul Lepage is the shit. If you don't like him you don't belong in Maine.
Maine is where refugees from other states come to live, unfortunately some of them bring their liberal ideas and try to ruin it for everyone.
Unlike other states, in Maine we don't drive like its the Daytona 500.
We have lots of drugs and alcohol, which is bad, but at least they don't spawn gangs like they would in New Jersey or some unfortunate state.
Maine's economy, compared to the rest of the nation, is like a 3rd world country's. But that's a good thing, it makes people from away not want to screw up our state with their greed.
We have good gun laws up here. If you want guns, come to Maine! You know your gun laws are good when Massachusetts complains about them not being strict enough.
Maine is a lot more conservative than people give it credit for. It's not really a blue state at all. We voted down gay marriage, have lenient gun laws, and have all Republic house, legislator, and governor. Living in Maine is almost like living in the south, just without the people.
If you don't want to get shot while walking home from the grocery store, move to Maine!
Actually, stay at home, because we don't want you here.
Maine is definitely better than the state you come from.
And Paul Lepage is the shit. If you don't like him you don't belong in Maine.
by gunsandconservativeness August 5, 2011
Get the Maine mug.Pretty cool place if you live in portland which, actully has some soft of a down town are in it. You can find plenty of thing to do and if you cant, there are a shit load of woods to blaze in. The cops are pretty big assholes though. The tourist are bitchasses, but fun to laugh. There is also a fair amount od nice coast line.
Shit the tourist are gone and there is nothing to do in Maine. Well i guess we better head into the woods and smoke a shit load
by JAsonB/ September 12, 2006
Get the Maine mug.The best damn drinking University in the Eastern United States. The place where people come and leave saying things like: "Orono It'll getcha drunk" Or "Ociffer, I swear to drunk i'm not God. " Or you will fully know how to conjucate Stove: stove, stoven, has been stiven, stivied, all staved to hell. Ohrono!
Example of how drunk maine is: Maine Stein Song
Fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
To the trees, to the sky,
To the Spring in its glorious happiness;
To the youth, to the fire,
To the life that is moving and calling us!
To the Gods, to the Fates,
To the rulers of men and their destinies;
To the lips, to the eyes,
To the ones who will love us some day.
Oh, fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Then drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
Fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
To the trees, to the sky,
To the Spring in its glorious happiness;
To the youth, to the fire,
To the life that is moving and calling us!
To the Gods, to the Fates,
To the rulers of men and their destinies;
To the lips, to the eyes,
To the ones who will love us some day.
Oh, fill the steins to dear old Maine.
Shout till the rafters ring!
Stand and drink a toast once again!
Let every loyal Maine fan sing.
Then drink to all the happy hours,
Drink to the careless days.
Drink to Maine, our Alma Mater,
The college of our hearts always.
by Willy Beamen May 15, 2006
Get the Maine mug.a state where to fit in, you need to (1) live in a trailer, (2) own 3+ of each: trucks, ATVs, snowmobiles and guns, (3) wear the combo mullet/greasy baseball cap/Wal*Mart insulated flannel/ sweatpants/ boots, (4) know and enjoy moxie and oxy, and (5) have a not-so-remote resemblance to what should be an unrelated cousin.
Your career options are (1) collecting carts from the parking lots of grocery stores in freezing rain at night without reflective jackets, (2) stuffin' lobster rolls in McD, (3) sort empty stinking bottles in a redemption center (in ME there's a 5c dep on cans/bottles that you then turn in for cash, and some poor soul has to sort them by vendor in rancid containers; normally you can turn them in for beer right there, as most places double-up as beer/wine shacks to perpetuate the cycle); for the college- educated the option is to work for a call center calling on delinquent credit card deadbeats. Maine consistently ranks at the bottom, along with Louisiana and Mississippi in stats such as teenage pregnancy, smoking rates, educational spending, literacy, income, unemployment, small business climate, energy costs and the like.
That said, the people for the most part are down-to-eart, generally nice and helpful, and a little provincial. The state is really two different states: southern maine, which is quickly becoming a Boston suburb while yet in denial about sprawl, traffic jams, crime and related issues, and north/east, generally starting from Lewiston/Auburn up; rural, some farming/forestry/lobstering/welfare, claiming to be the real Maine. It is a part of the state where going out-of-state generally means an overnight trip, sometimes to a strip club in near the border in Quebec, or a bar in New Brunswick, Canada, where the drinking age is 18. Maine a state of striking natural beauty, both along the coast (the farther northeast you go, the better and wilder it is), as well as the mountains in the west, the lakes are nice, too. The natives along the coast are getting squeezed by out-of-staters buying up oceanfront properties as vacaton homes and thus driving the values/taxes up.
Your career options are (1) collecting carts from the parking lots of grocery stores in freezing rain at night without reflective jackets, (2) stuffin' lobster rolls in McD, (3) sort empty stinking bottles in a redemption center (in ME there's a 5c dep on cans/bottles that you then turn in for cash, and some poor soul has to sort them by vendor in rancid containers; normally you can turn them in for beer right there, as most places double-up as beer/wine shacks to perpetuate the cycle); for the college- educated the option is to work for a call center calling on delinquent credit card deadbeats. Maine consistently ranks at the bottom, along with Louisiana and Mississippi in stats such as teenage pregnancy, smoking rates, educational spending, literacy, income, unemployment, small business climate, energy costs and the like.
That said, the people for the most part are down-to-eart, generally nice and helpful, and a little provincial. The state is really two different states: southern maine, which is quickly becoming a Boston suburb while yet in denial about sprawl, traffic jams, crime and related issues, and north/east, generally starting from Lewiston/Auburn up; rural, some farming/forestry/lobstering/welfare, claiming to be the real Maine. It is a part of the state where going out-of-state generally means an overnight trip, sometimes to a strip club in near the border in Quebec, or a bar in New Brunswick, Canada, where the drinking age is 18. Maine a state of striking natural beauty, both along the coast (the farther northeast you go, the better and wilder it is), as well as the mountains in the west, the lakes are nice, too. The natives along the coast are getting squeezed by out-of-staters buying up oceanfront properties as vacaton homes and thus driving the values/taxes up.
Mainers like potatoes, blueberries, lobster, LL Bean, apples, venison, PBR and dislike out-of-staters (mass-holes from Mass., frenchies from Quebec, new-hamsterites from NH).
by Poncho December 4, 2004
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