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Kaspar

A guy which you would like to know. He has a special name, so he is someone special. A Kaspar is a cute, sexy, loving person.
I'm lonely, I wish I had a Kaspar
Oh, look! that must be a Kaspar!
by MSexi1 December 15, 2010
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Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.
My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.
by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020
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Krashenpilled

A reference to the matrix used in language learning.

Stephen Krashen is a linguist, educational researcher, and political activist. Recently, more of his research in Linguistics has been exposed to the broader language learning community. The extra exposure has prompted the term to represent someone who uses Immersion-based language learning .
He used to spend 1 hour a day doing grammar drills but he's been Krashenpilled and now he spends 8 watching anime without subs.
by SimplyBac January 25, 2021
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Garry Kasparov

That guy who had the record for the highest points in chess, until this other guy reached higher. He quit chess in the 2000-s. He got beat by a powerful chess-playing supercomputer in the 1990's.
by IDKIDC December 10, 2013
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krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Kaspar

An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.

Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Kaspar loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Kaspar in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Kaspar's Chika Fujiwara replacement."

Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by kasparlover69 August 25, 2021
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Krampovitis

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.
Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!
by Yak5711 December 12, 2009
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