(n) (from Polingbisz)
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.
2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.
3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.
1. A male penis, usually an excessively large example of one, particularly in terms of its girth.
2. A large mallet-like hammer used for hitting people over the head.
3. A cow's bell, esp. the large variety which hangs from the neck of Swiss highland cows.
1. His klonger weight him down heavily between his legs, and that is why he walked with a peculiar gait.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.
2. Don't hit me with that klonger again, you'll give me brain damage!
3. When I traveled the Swiss alps, the sound of klongers rang among the green valleys like a cacophonous plague.
by knaive September 17, 2012
Get the Klonger mug.Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.
My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.
by richie williams May 2, 2008
Get the ARSE KLEGGS mug.The name given to a loss of clear speech due to use/abuse of ketamine. Combines an existing loss of ability to put together a sentence with the slurring of words. Sufferers will find it very hard to "spit out" words.
Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.
Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.
Magically rhymes with "bong" and can be used to turn marijuana references into ketamine references.
Word is likely derived from the combination of 'k' and 'langue', the french word for tongue.
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Get the klong mug.An individual of an exceedingly thrifty nature. The original klogan was John 'Juke' Logan after which a long line of klogans have decended. Klogan concentration can be found in the Fairfax district of Los Angeles, New York City, Palm Beach FL, and Israel.
1. Don't be such a klogan, and Let me supersize my order, you cheap son of a bitch!
2. Hey, can I kloge a smoke off you?
2. Hey, can I kloge a smoke off you?
by Julie and Johnny August 2, 2006
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Get the Klowga mug.KLEGGED = when a person consumes too much of the drug ketamine also know as "K" and have the sensation of having the feeling as if they have no legs
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