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Shelved
To discontinue all further communications with a person.
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Shelved
The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
Shelved the bitch
To immediately and decisively cut off all contact with a woman after she tries to friendzone you, make you orbit her, or simp for her attention. Instead of chasing or staying in her orbit, you "shelve" her — permanently removing her from your life like an unwanted item stuck on a dusty shelf, never to be touched again.
"After texting her for a week, I found out she had a boyfriend and was just using me for attention. Fuck that — I shelved the bitch and never replied again."
Shelved the bitch by Ben Robert Smith April 8, 2026
Double Shelved
{dub-el shelvd} verb transitive, 1. to be rejected by someone - usually when making a romantic pass or hit on them 2. jilted
He's all depressed because he got double shelved by the woman he likes. She told him "No way, you're a loser."
Oh man, you got double shelved!
Oh man, you got double shelved!
Double Shelved by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
dick-shelved
When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.
dick-shelved by Damastta July 9, 2012