kerflunkled

A verb meaning "to throttle" or "batter" not to be confused with kerbopped.

Mom "Why does Timmy have a bruise?"
You "I kerflunkled him."

by SkyDrone March 9, 2023

kerspunkle

When a cockasian male drops a deuce and uses it as a dildo inside an african-american female.

Hey hoe i am going to kerspunkle you later.

by Rebekah " shithead" Smith May 8, 2009

kerfuckle

A word-mix of "ker-plop", "fuck-up", and "fumble", meaning:

1) A huge mistake or poor decision made by a dumbass.

2) A person guilty of such dumbassery that the word is applied directly to him/her.

1) *Our dumbass president makes another stupid decision* "Well, that was a kerfuckle of a move."

2) *Dumbassery is commited* "Dude, you are such a king-sized kerfuckle."

by hater_of_dumbasses July 23, 2010

kerfunklepop

Outlandish; used to describe an incomprehensible statement or sound.

Gary: *makes a disgusting ass noise*

Leon: “Tf was that kerfunklepop bro?”

by Ackipoto April 9, 2022

dubbest kerfunkler

The Lord High Captain Commander of all Kerfunkledubs

The owner of this title "Dubbest Kerfunkler" declines to be used in such a common setting.

by Grimsborg April 23, 2022

Kerjangled

Kerjangled- messed up, convoluted, confused, wonky, a tangled mess of kludgeon, incorrectly configured in a nonsensical way

My instant message account is requesting the password to an unrelated email account, so my settings are all kerjangled, and I tried rebooting but no dice.

by the madhatterific August 15, 2018

kerbuckle

It's when you're in a middle of a bad situation that makes you ponder how to fix the problems you are facing

Oh no!! winnie had made the situation so dire, we are in a kerbuckle

by byzzzzzzz December 5, 2021