jewpids

Jewish cupids.

Jewpids just want you to meet someone nice and settle down. L'chayim!

by humansuitcase1 March 7, 2011

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Jewish God

noun

Exactly the same as the Christian God, except Jewish.

Boi1: Ayo you hear about Jewish God's 13th birthday?
Boi2: I think you mean Jewish God's bar mitzvah.
Boi1: Whaaaaat!?
Boi2: Yea, Jewish God is exactly the same as Christian God, except significantly more Jewish.

by Blumpkin_Huricanrana June 8, 2016

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jewitch

A practitioner of Judaism and any form of magickal practice.

Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who have become Wiccan. Sometimes Jewitches are Jews who practice an earth-based and mystical form of the religion. It is a broad umbrella-term for a wide range of spiritual practice.

by Carly Lesser April 19, 2006

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jewish american princess

also known as a J.A.P, (not to be confused with the ethnic slur) jewish american princesses are known for wearing overpriced clothes such as aviator nation. people often describe J.A.P's as bratty and spoiled

Hey did you see Jessica's new golden goose?

Isn't that her 10th pair? She is such a J.A.P! (jewish american princess)

by juuulia12 January 26, 2021

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Jewish time

Not perfectly on time; possibly somewhat late, but no harm is done as a result. The implication is that there is no need to be exactly on time, and starting a little late is acceptable.

The term comes from Jewish culture, which is often relaxed about punctuality.

When an event is schedule to take place at 2:00 Jewish time, it could be at 2:05, 2:12, 2:15, or even 2:35, and everyone is satisfied.

The wedding will start at 6:00 PM Jewish time.

We will meet in the lobby at 4:30 Jewish time.

by Bed time August 9, 2010

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