jackwanker

A person who acts as if they masturbate to themselves perpetually being bigoted jackasses, so as to overcompensate for their undoubtedly small penises.

Jackwanker 1: "Hur, hur, hur, he's craaazzzeee! HUR HUR!!"

Autistic person they're pointing to, under breath: "Ugh, what an asshole."

Jackwanker 2: "Hur hur, I'm an asshole furr bein' a bigot?! Hur hur PSYCHO!"

All jackwankers: *the furious sounds of their masturbation, followed by them stinking up the place with the miniscule droplets of cum that eventually leak out the tip of their micropenises*

Autistic person: *exasperated sigh*

by finbarr.robespierre October 17, 2019

Jackowacko

Jackowacko means your very solid and have lots of muscles

Hey bro your such a jackowacko

by Jackowacko1874 October 28, 2019

Jackalalling

To be in a state of wanting to touch yourself or f*ck but it’s not exactly socially acceptable at the present sitchiation../To be unsure if you want to touch yourself ,or just go about your day . Wait until later.. because it’s a new day already...

Ted: “ Dam Daniel. Look at that Barbie ho over there. Hurry get some cold water.”
Fred: “ Fuck you, I’ll be at the Whack A Mole when you’re done jackalalling..”
Ted: “.. But.. No..I swear I’m gay for you dude”

by Mrs. Nesbit March 26, 2022

jackanakanory

Like congrats but only when someone does something that was annoying

Jackanakanory u did great but uh can I stop now that flute playing was aggravating

by Truthtellllllllllerrrr October 18, 2023

Jackawan

a cutie patootie with narrow eyes and a built figure. He is always down for a laugh and some tomfoolery.

Usually benches around 90kg

"Oh hey Jackawan u are rlly cool"

"Thanks i cant see u"

by Jiminy cricket 24 November 12, 2023

jackywacky

a guy who is as high as hell on crack who is on discord that i know :3

jackywacky why are you like this

by l3go November 20, 2023

jackalala

When you think something or someone did something funny

My friend tripped on my leg I yelled jackalala

by IoynxPlayz January 19, 2026