Housewad

A good-for-nothing stay at home man/husband.

Ever since Hans got fired he's been playing housewad while his wife works.

Erik married into money and that lazy slapnut has been a housewad to this day.

Karl: Hey Mike, let's go grab a beer and watch the game.
Mike: Can't man, I have to have the laundry done before Carrie gets back from her trip.
Karl: You are such a housewad.

by knj55108 October 30, 2011

Houseparty app

House party is an app where you can face call with 8 people or less. you can download the app for free. A girl named sarah will add you and spam you dont add her back

Houseparty app is a cool app

by Berkeerbest July 4, 2019

HouseArrest

Locked up inside a house and not allowed to leave. So they become the most awsomest ut player alive.

HouseArest is the best!

by HouseArrest October 6, 2004

Houseband

A male version of housewife.

He was a houseband to his wife and three children.

by gsanta August 9, 2012

housewarming party up topper

This occurs when a proud new home buyer throws a party in celebration of their new home purchase. One of the patrons (after explaining what a beautiful home it is) then excuses himself to the upstairs quarters bathroom, removes the upper lid of the toilet and procedes to defecate in the upper tank.

James: Hey Joey, I heard that lib (liberal)yaley (yale graduate) dr and his wife just bought a monsterous energy consuming home after constantly telling others to be eco-friendly. Can you believe this twinky eating lib!?

Joey: What an a-hole, we should go housewarming party up topper on em.....teach this tree hugger a lesson...

James: Great idea! toppy!

by jimmy2233 June 2, 2008

houseband

A term derived from the word "housewife" and "husband" used to describe an unemployed boyfriend/fiancé/husband who stays at home and does hosewife kinda stuff.

Dude1: Hey, bro. Wanna join me at the bar for a drink or five?

Dude2: na, bro. I can't. Don't you remember? I'm a houseband. I have chores to do.

by Dekrepit90 February 13, 2015

Housepardddyyy

A phrase used by bethany bryan which implies how much she likes vens.

I'm not ready for bed I'm ready for a housepardddyyy

by Kiddokiddo2 April 2, 2020