home wrecker

A 1.75 L bottle of liquor. When drank properly, one or two a day, causes families to break up.

Man, that guy is an alcoholic... he just bought two home wreckers and his kids are crying and hungry in the car.

by ajg75wood April 24, 2006

home-wrecker

An awesome person at UT who occasionally accidentally home-wrecks at frat parties. Usually named Katie or Jordan. Usually, Katie and Jordan and roommates together, more home-wrecking power to them.

Girl: What happened last night?
Jordan: Oh, I home-wrecked, like the home-wrecker I am, the usual. Why are frat boys so stupid?
Girl: I don't know. Never date them.

by AudreyHomeSlice February 19, 2012

HOME WRECKER.

noun;a very large crank, an unusually large penis or member found on a male

"Why Mr. Moore I can't take all of that. My gosh it's a Homewrecker!"

by Jaime May 13, 2005

home wrecker whore

A lesbian ginger that fucks up your whole life by spreading her legs to anyone that will pay her attention. Including: husbands, wives, and kids! She will also steal your liquor!

Dude, that home wrecker whore stole everything, my husband, vodka, and panties! We also like to call her the ginger bandit!

by Bottom feeder plankton March 13, 2014

home wrecker

useless fat fuck women driving
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i was just moving the car and it jumped the garden and smashed into the house gee im a duffer

by Mark August 1, 2004

Double Decker Home Wrecker

A totally rad version of an Upper Decker. This act usually requires two fecal filled individuals. First open up the top part of the recipients toilet and pinch a few hefty loaves inside. The next step is to shit in the toilet bowl. first a layer of toilet paper, then crap on top, then another layer of toilet paper so its sure to leave a nice clog. The recipient will try to flush the mess down the toilet but be pleasantly surprised with a brown whirlpool of shit. even if they try to plunge it, more shit water will come to the scene.

A) Hey, them reggins are having a party!

B) Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

A&B) DOUBLE DECKER HOME WRECKER!!!!!

by just call me K May 28, 2009

blue veined home wrecker

When a guy brags about how his dick has wrecked several marriages.

Shure, she's married but she can't resist my blue veined home wrecker.

by Michael J. Healey October 5, 2009