ajg75wood's definitions

hilltopper

The dumbass sitting on the toilet seat in an outdoor pit toilet when the pile of shit reaches your bunghole.

Hey man, that crap was so big I just became the hilltopper.

by ajg75wood September 16, 2005

home wrecker

A 1.75 L bottle of liquor. When drank properly, one or two a day, causes families to break up.

Man, that guy is an alcoholic... he just bought two home wreckers and his kids are crying and hungry in the car.

by ajg75wood April 24, 2006