Geektard

A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.

Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard

by Cosban July 8, 2010

Geektarded

The altered state of being so Geeked out from days of being up and using Meth that you become a shambling, twitching, stuttering mess, incapable of normal human speech or even communicating in any fashion beyond pointing and grunting. Also known as Thursday.

Woman - I didn't know your friend Greg had Tourette's.

Man - He doesn't; he's just geektarded.

by Clacko'mouf Bespeak'atweak May 19, 2012

Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.

Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."

by MC Bella December 9, 2008

geetard

gerard way with bleached blonde hair.

Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.

by brooke acker September 8, 2006

greektard

The words greek + retard because Greeks invented mathematics, which forms schools, which forms depressed kids, and is the main reason I’m having a mental breakdown.

Joe-“I hate math and whoever created it.”
Patty-“The Greeks created it.”
Joe- “Ugh, the greektards”

by JaundicePig October 29, 2019

greetard

NOUN: Walmart Greeter

An employee hired by Walmart for the sake of being able to say that they will hire retards. Just another reason to not go to Walmart.

Bill: Dude, I don't want to go to Walmart, I'm afraid I'll step in the greetards shit.

Jim: Yeah, they should at least get someone to clean up after him.

by spacecoyote17 September 8, 2008

geektard

Kevin and Missy

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.

by Melissa June 18, 2003