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GeekTard 

Someone who is a loner, pulls there pants up to there belly button, likes to collect stuffed frogs. Is really ditzy
Man oh man, the kid is a total geektard, will he ever give up the side part?
GeekTard by KiKi January 11, 2005
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Geektard 

A relatively smart being that seems only able to harness the worst social traits of geek-ness.
Due to his best pick-up lines also being memes from the early '90s, John was a geektard
Geektard by Cosban July 8, 2010

geektard 

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.
geektard by Melissa June 18, 2003
A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard
geetard by EAG January 15, 2007
generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.
"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"
gektard by MadGeek February 8, 2010
A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard
dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."
geetard by homsar42@hotmail.com December 7, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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