Gumph

A pair of tired old shoes; old school 60’s basketball shoes crossed with galoshes but worn with no respect for people’s eyes or noses as they always stink and are hard to look at.

Dude- that girl is rocking a pair of gumph’s to the school dance!

by The Great Budrow August 25, 2021

ganumphies

Dampened and compressed balls of toilet paper normally thrown at a school toilet ceiling or wall.
Scottish

The ceiling was covered in ganumphies!

by MacHammer January 2, 2023

grumphole

A grumpy asshole.

Luke Skywalker, don't be a grumphole. Grumphole- A grumpy asshole.

by anonymous October 11, 2023

grümphrö

best Austrian black metal band

…ever

A: have I told you about grümphrö yet?
B: no, what’s that?
A: my favourite black metal band. You should definitely check them out

by Dave mustaine frfr July 10, 2024

Glumphoric

Glumphoric (adj.) describes the odd mixture of feeling both excited and slightly anxious at the same time—like the rush of anticipation before a big event, but with a touch of nervousness. It’s the emotional equivalent of butterflies in the stomach but with a happy undertone.

As she stepped onto the stage for her first solo performance, Emma felt utterly glumphoric

by SIGMA SHREK March 14, 2025

Grumph

A muffled sounding fart that has an unusual odour, more akin to a sort of....like a kind of....moggy smull.

Archie did a massive grumph in the Harry Potter shop

by Obi-Wanky Nobi March 26, 2025