glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.

Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫

by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

glocking

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other

Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other

by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

Gloating

Celebrating an accomplishment.

Some people thought the football players were gloating too much after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted their fans to have a good time if it wasn't already criminal.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Gloking

(GLA-KING) Sucking a man or transgenders cock and deepthroating it.

"They got to Gloking on my cock for five minutes before I busted."

by Shrekinator November 20, 2022

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

glooking

Stretching the tip of your penis long ways, in order to make it shaped like a hammer.

"Dude I've been glooking recently"
"What the fuck is glooking"
"My tip looks like a hammer"
"You need help"

by leprosoticballs August 15, 2024