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Glocking 

A word used to describe the action a man makes whilst receiving oral sex. If the man thrusts deep into the womans mouth this is described as "glocking" due to the choking noise the woman makes.
woman: stop glocking me! Your hurting my throat!
Glocking by winkywobble27 September 3, 2010
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Glocking 

Hitting someone in the head with a glock (gun)
Did you see Nick go glocking a Hilary supporter?
Glocking by FGSDONFDINOFFD November 29, 2016

glocking 

Sexual act in which two gay men jerk off, and when close to cumming, point their dick at each other, and say "It's high noon" before cumming over each other
Back in the day, cowboys spent most of their time glocking with each other
glocking by Paraguay_Stronk August 10, 2019

glocking my cock 

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫
glocking my cock by Cape Horn November 9, 2018

Gloaking 

The act of staring at someone while they're eating in hopes that they'll give you some food.
(Jonathan staring at Seth while Seth eats his fries)

Seth: Dude, why are you gloaking at me so hard right now? If you want some, just take it.
Gloaking by bard_UYD March 9, 2011

Glockin' 

-Carrying a gun
-Armed and dangerous
-A weapon
Kracker#1 Ay yo see that jungle bunny over there I bet he is glockin'

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg that nigga is armed and dangerous.

Kracker#1 Imma go fuck with him.. poke him with a stick.

Albino Kracker#2 Dawg you bout to get your head blown off your shoulders.

Kracker #1 No i wont you shit face.
(proceeds to poke the jungle bunny with a stick)

Pow..Pow..Pow..

Albino Kracker#2 Told you so.. YA DEAD..
Glockin' by fhgul June 22, 2011
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