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Gandon

(Pronounced: "Gun-donn")
A not-so-common distortion of the word "Condom", a distortion which originates in Russian slang. However, this word has nothing to do with condoms, for it simply describes a stupid person, or one who is inclined to act stupidly.
This word, just like Blatt, becomes increasingly popular in Hebrew slang, due to the last waves of Russian immigration to Israel in recent years.
A: "Man, what I did was damn stupid!"
B: "You're such a gandon..."
by Sagiv August 24, 2005
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Gandolf

1. The act of getting hammered on a fun night out with the ladies, when everyone else is only having a few sociable drinks.

(The Gandolfer will include making a fool of themselves, relying on others to stand, finishing everyones drinks, puking, going home with randoms/inviting randoms to their friends' houses, getting rowdy, puking anywhere, and perhaps keeping everyone up in the night.)

2. Someone who is a borderline alcoholic, and only hangs out with friends if they have booze and/or weed. Their lives tend to revolve around these substances.
1. "ooohh looks like crystal is pulling a huge gandolf tonight, ughhhh"

2. "Miranda is such a gandolf, she needs to go to aa soon."
by paporsha February 27, 2009
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gando

origin; hindi

alternate spellings; ghando, gaando

lit. meaning; a guy that searches for ass

mean; homosexual, fag. can also be said by a person of gujarati decent (in this case it would simply mean stupid).
1. elton john is a gando.

2. kazaa is a big-time gando.
by mr x December 23, 2004
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gianormous

Used to describe something so uncommonly big for which regular words just aren't enough.
A: damn, check out that large spider on the wall.

B: oooh!...it's gianormous!
by axzze November 8, 2009
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Gandoo

Urdu/Hindi/Punjabi word. Derogatory. Refers to a male who is not necessarily gay (openly or still in the closet), but either behaves like a stereotypically gay person (effeminate, for example) or has a reputation of being bummed (moreso than bumming other males) in the shitbox/shitter. Various localised variations including G-Boy, G-Towner, Gaand-yaava.
Me: Are you a Gandoo?
Most males working in the media: Yes. Do you want to bumm me?
Me: No thank you. I prefer burying my beef bayonet in a lady's fanjita.
by mojo7676 January 22, 2022
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grandota

Mira esa grandota rubia! Que linda!
by josie79 April 24, 2012
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gandooq

Its a slang used extensively in IIT Bombay college. When you are both "gandu" and "farooq" you are gandooq !
Patki makes a classic example of gandooq! Patki is the most lovable creature in the institute
by Vinaywin April 3, 2008
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