Garfunktual

When something functions to the least of its ability, but still functional to the point where you cannot yet throw it out.

My current car is garfunktual; i have no AC nor powered Windows, but since it gets me from A to B, ill keep it for a while longer.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

Garfunkel

A Garfunkel is the name of a loose or detached exhaust pipe from early Ford Model T's.

Shit, my Garfunkel snapped, better take this up to bob Karl’s

by TheWebDeveloper January 7, 2020

Garfunkel

v. To impose sexual actions upon a person in a mysterious and unusual way

I Garfunkeled your mother!

by pub_benny June 21, 2005

Garfunkle

to have sex with a woman with such a profuse amount of pubic foliage that her nether regions look like the hairstyle of the musiciam garfunkle of simon and garfunkle

i garfunkled your mother last night

by pele December 15, 2003

Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012

Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. “Like some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down “

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022