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Garfunkel'd

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

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Stating that a person, place, or thing is shit. Derrogatory term. To be said with a heavy accent.

Wow I'm cool.

*Bob does your girlfriend*

BOB, You are sheet!

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