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fucktion

Similar to fiction; Tale of sex that never actually happened.
Ummm...Remember when I said I fucked Becky and her mom simultaneously? That was actually fucktion.
by goatsearse May 12, 2009
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fucktion

When you are doing Calculus function problems and obviously there's something else on the
mind.
Rick: "What the heck would f(x) equal? I hate fucktions!"
Esteban: "Hahahahaha... nice"
Ms. Rod: "What kind of problems are you guys doing?"
Evan: "That, my friends, is called a Freudian slip... haha."
by A Breed of Sushi January 25, 2009
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Fucktivus

A holiday where the point is to get as fucked up as you possibly can.

From: Hipster variant of Seinfeld's Costanza family holiday of Festivus.

As the quote of the family was "Festivus for the rest of us," the Fucktivus version is "Fucktivus for the drunk of us."
Dude 1: Dude! Are you going to the Fucktivus softball game? We're bringing the keg to the field!

Dude 2: Dude! Would I ever miss the opportunity to drink enough that it is a bad idea for me to be swinging a blunt object?
by forthedrunkofus August 19, 2008
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fuckstick

Hey, dude, stop being a fuckstick, or I will dickslap you
by Me June 26, 2004
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Fucksticks!

1. A word used to express total annoyance

2. A word used to describe those who have caused you total annoyance.

3. A group of teenage idiots that hang around shopping centres, swearing, spitting and acting hyper.
1. " My internet connection has gone again! FUCKSTICKS!!"

2. "My energy company sent me an estimated bill for about 5 times more than is humanly possible to consume. Fucksticks!"

3. Tina decided to use the south entrance to the mall, owing to the high concentration of fucksticks spitting and leaping about outside the north entrance.
by MagickDio April 24, 2010
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FuckTime

FuckTime is the go-to method for sexual relations when two parties are not in the same vicinity. "FaceTime" is commonly used for seeing family and friends, whereas "FuckTime" is an extension of an intimate sexual relationship, going on-line, in an effort to simulate what might be happening in person, otherwise. A highly effective alternative to Face to Face interactions. Does the job under the difficult long distance circumstances.
Hi babydoll, I'm at my parent's but I think I can FuckTime...

For sure, lock the door, time to FuckTime!

Why did you have to leave town? Thank God for FuckTime! It's actually super hot!

So nice!
by Funny Moms September 17, 2016
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Fuckstickistan

The physical/geographic origin of people who are fucksticks. If one is from Fuckstickistan, they are a Fuckstick or Fucksticki.
"What's the weather like in Fuckstickistan? (You fuckstick)" "He was so busy figuring out how to get back to Fuckstickistan, I couldn't get his attention to order my beer."
by rabiddog January 13, 2006
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