flarp

Noun. A musical toy, also known as 'noise putty.' The noise coming from the toy 'flarp.' The best toy in the world. Makes fart like noises causing one to laugh continuously. If placed on a wooden surface, it sounds like farting on wooden chair.

Natalie cannot stop playing with the flarp. Carla cannot stop laughing about the flarp. The entire second floor can hear the flarp coming from room 212.

by Heather, Natalie, and Carla July 16, 2008

Fairps

An abreviation mainly used by hipsters and other cool people to shorten down the phrase " fair play "

You did well today..."fairps"

by .Big Daddy June 7, 2017

Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

flarpy blunderguff

Sex involving paint AND food. And no. you're NOT eating painted food.

When couple-few-many people having consensual sex acts involving food and paint is known as flarpy blunderguff. And again, NO one is eating painted food while having sex.

Getting naked, getting covered in paint, add some food and sex and everyone's happy!

by HappyLilClam January 17, 2014

Fairport

a.k.a. Fair"pot" Unlimited supply of weed.

Where can I score weed, Bro?...... Dude,.....It's Fairport!

by POMBTTIAR July 25, 2011

farplay

Sending multiple text messages for the purpose of building sexual excitement in the recipient to prepare her for verbal phone sex-- sexting as foreplay.

When I'm on a business trip, my girl needs about twenty minutes of farplay before I can call her and ask what she's wearing.

by mightygreens September 25, 2010

faaip de oaid

Mouth of God, used in context with rumours of mishaps in Area 51.

can't really think of one...

by zzz February 27, 2005