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Closed Faptioning 

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Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.
Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.
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Shame-Flation 

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Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.
We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.
Shame-Flation by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

Fartion

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Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.
I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.
Fartion by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

flarping

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a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck
she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
flarping by kittenaya February 25, 2013

Flakation 

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The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.
Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."
Flakation by jimster360 February 5, 2010

Flarpinhargin 

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A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.
Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.
Flarpinhargin by iambane January 20, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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