Flarption

A function with Flarp involved.

Holllyyyy shit man that Flarption was crazy

by FARTRRSS February 24, 2022

Closed Faptioning

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

Shame-Flation

Blaming "Cancel Culture" and playing the victim when someone gets blowback for doing or saying something awful, hurtful, and/or upsetting.

We all make mistakes, and it's liberating to own them, apologize, grow, and learn to be a better person. So why does everyone on Fox shame-flation responses to their bile and play the victim by blaming Cancel Culture?

Everyone has a first amendment right to say what they want, and everyone has a first amendment right to answer crappy things with anything from gentle criticism to harsh blowback.

by JaneGordon.com March 21, 2022

Fartion

Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time.

I had bad gas while sitting at my desk so I fartioned it to use while in the elevator with my boss later.

by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 18, 2009

flarping

a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck

she wasn't allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous

by kittenaya February 25, 2013

Flakation

The period whereafter a friend flakes on you and then becomes completely unreachable and virtually non-existent.

Katey: "Dave was supposed to meet me out for drinks on Tuesday, but he totally flaked and didn't show. And now he's not returning any of my calls."

Josh: "Yeah. Sounds like he's on one of his flakations."

by jimster360 February 5, 2010

Flarpinhargin

A flarpinhargin is a smelly queef by an elderly lady that shoots dust.

Grandpa said that grandma almost knocked him out with that flarpinhargin.

by iambane January 20, 2009