A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of
psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of
scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of
Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE
"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to
Europeans now, she
constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah,
you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"
