emophiliac 

An emo hemophiliac. Especially bad when they cut themselves.

One would think that such a poor choice of lifestyle for a hemophiliac would ward them away. One must consider, however, that poor choice in lifestyle has never hindered an emo person before.

emophiliac by Juan Pablo Menendez May 10, 2006

Emophiliac 

One who enjoys emotional music and self mutilation to the point of uncontrollable bleeding.

"The turnout this year at the blood donation is amazing!"
"Yep, all we had to do was play my chemical romance and pick up what the emophiliacs leave behind."

Emophiliac by Tim McKenna May 23, 2006

Emophiliac 

An Emo kid who only cuts themselves once...

"Tommy's cutting himself in the bathroom"

"OMG! he's Emophiliac!!!"

"haha... yeah..."

Emophiliac by Bill_The_Whale October 22, 2006

emophiliac 

Someone who suffers from uncontrollable emotional leakage.

I was telling Matt his tight pants and black eyeliner make him look like a fag and he got all depressed on me, what an emophiliac.

emophiliac by Camel '86 December 28, 2008

emophiliac 

A fan of Emo Philips.

Being an emophiliac, I have all Emo Philip's CDs and have seen him 4 times in concert.

emophiliac by Paul Carroll August 6, 2007

emophiliac 

Someone who is obsessed, or likes other people to think they are obsessed, with being emo.

Derived from the word hemophiliac.

Oh my god Becky, that kid is a serious emophiliac.

emophiliac by nabla December 22, 2007

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.

Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs by Tortilla Factory March 19, 2005