douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

douchey

One that emits striking qualities of a douchebag. Objectively speaking, most common description of complete assholes who maintain an extremely shallow personality, i.e. preppies.

Everybody from that school seems douchey...

by friend of bob May 15, 2004

Douchey

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

by David July 22, 2003

Doucheking

The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.

Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!

by jimmykabob101 January 9, 2012

doucheketeer

1. An individual prone to acts of flagrant douchebaggery. 2. any number of former mouseketeers currently standing over five feet tall.

I demand that someone identify the doucheketeer responsible for this act of flagrant douchebaggery!

by N. C. June 13, 2008

Douchey

adj: 1. of or like a douchebag
2. used to describe something only a douchebag would do
Synonyms: lame, weak, sucky

Dude, that is such a douchey car!

by dude November 10, 2003

Douchey Cat

1.Your roommates cat that acts like a complete douche bag.

2. A cat that keeps you up all night because he wants to play.

3. A cat that has to be the center of attention.

Douchey cat kept me up all night meowing and scratching at my door.

by Louise D'Amato January 27, 2007