a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
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It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
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It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
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by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011
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Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.
This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
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Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
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Person 1: Bruh... I just cumackazi'd about 3 weeks ago and my girl told me that she's pregnant.
Person 2: Oh, and who's the father?
Person 1: Listen here Jeremy, you little twink. Shut your whore mouth or I will cumackazi in you next
Person 2: But I'm a guy...
Person 1: Fuck, you right. I guess I'll do the anal equivalent to that. If only I knew what to call it...*Looks to reader*
Person 2: Oh, and who's the father?
Person 1: Listen here Jeremy, you little twink. Shut your whore mouth or I will cumackazi in you next
Person 2: But I'm a guy...
Person 1: Fuck, you right. I guess I'll do the anal equivalent to that. If only I knew what to call it...*Looks to reader*
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