B514's definitions

cleveland blumpkin

when a male sits on anothers chest, and recieves oral sex while taking a shit

last night, my friend asked me if I wanted a cleveland blumpkin...I said 'why not'.

by B514 December 7, 2006

roast beef curtain

when a woman has long,floppy pussy lips

Holy shit, did you see that roast beef curtain?

by B514 December 7, 2006

cumbucket

a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.

Holy Shit...that bitch is quite the cumbucket

by B514 December 7, 2006