cumcum

noun: simultaneous orgasm
verb: to have simultaneous orgasm

Sonya and I always felt our sex was the best when it ended in cumcum, usually when I was very deeply into her, and trying to break off my cock.
Andrea screamed and I hollered as we accomplished cumcum.

by Sex luver September 25, 2007

cumcrete

After ejaculating, semen is left inside the urethra. After some time, this seminal fluid hardens causing disturbed urinary patterns.

I was aiming for the toilet but due to an excess of cumcrete I urinated all over my pants.

by Jackstain October 12, 2009

cumcube

When you jizz in a icecube tray and put the icecubes in somones drink.

I stole Kyle's drink and put my cumcubes in it.

by Luke March 25, 2004

cumcraver

A male who loves semen, usually his own.
Would rather rub it in than wipe it up!

My mate Bonce is a cumcraver

by the ripped one April 14, 2005

cumcrete

Dry semen left on a countertop after masturbation.

My roommate is a bastard. He left cumcrete on the bathroom counter by the toilet. I thought it was toothpaste until a tried to wipe it up with a wet cloth and almost puked from the smell.

by Dr. Robstew December 19, 2012

Cumchrist

Brutal Death Metal band from Chicago, IL. Their songs are mostly made up of hillarious anti-christian lyrics.

"Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth" by Cumchrist is a hillarious song.

by thegoddamnsiege March 5, 2005

Cumcussin

When someone swears while having an orgasm

Oh fuck oh shit oh yessss fuckkkkkkkk

Damn I had her cumcussin last night

by MortifiedPenguin7 January 6, 2021