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cumbucket 

a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
cumbucket by B514 December 7, 2006

cumbucket 

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.
"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
cumbucket by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016

Cumfuckery 

A situation in which things are so fucked that it is beyond a Cluster Fuck
What is this cumfuckery?
It turned into a cumfuckery when he married his sister.
Are you trying to turn this into a cumfuckery?
Cumfuckery by Cumfuckerator October 16, 2011

Cumbucket 

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
Cumbucket by BennyC November 30, 2006

crudbucket 

A bucket containing crud. Crud being a substitution for the word crap.
"That car was a fucking crudbucket"
crudbucket by Luke Frederik April 27, 2006

Cumbucket 

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."
Cumbucket by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016