Crumbfuck

n.,v. An act of anal-intercourse with someone who has not wiped their ass properly, thus forming a crusty brown layer over their anus, which crumbles with each thrust.

n. "The old homeless man was a good crumbfuck"

v. "I will crumbfuck my little brother tonight."

Crumbfuck by Benjamin Liu November 26, 2003

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cumbucket list

A list of sexual activities that one wishes to be a part of before they die. Usually such acts are so ridiculous that the person in question must either be a promiscuous female (to the extent of a cumbucket) or a man who will have to find the appropriate cumbucket(s) as very few women will agree to the acts.

1) "How are you and your gf?"
"We're great, but I still have a cumbucket list I need to finish and there is no way she'll be in on it."
"Such as?"
"A threesome in a port-o-potty, ass to vaj to peanut butter to mouth and repeat, and 69 while rock climbing ."
"...You sick fuck."

2) "My bucket list ends with getting tripled teamed on mount rushmore."
"Girl, that's a straight cumbucket list."

cumbucket list by slapshot5hole May 23, 2010

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Related Words

Crumbfuck • crumbucket • cumfuckle • chubfuck • chumbucketeer • crucifuck • crudbucket • Crumbfunnel • Crushfuck • cumbucket list

Cumfuckle

The want for Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert.

Person1: Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle Tilly bop, you hungry?
Person2: yeah I am
Person1: For what?
Person2: Jacobs ladder with a side of Prince Albert

Cumfuckle by Motownphilly February 17, 2021

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crumbsack

AkA/crumb-sack/n.Any marketable packaging of broken bits of a commodity generally sold in a complete form; A whole or parted commodity sold at sale below the usual market price in that the item consists of marketable piece-parts of the usual whole item purchased.

"I see the green cookies have sold out, can you make me a crumbsack from those broken pieces?"

"That's what I like about Juan, he makes a dang good crumbsack!"

crumbsack by Dvielmancc February 10, 2006