Crapacino

A crappily made $4 coffee drink

I waited 10 minutes on line, paid $4 and ended up with a louse crapacino.

by Pete's Friend February 24, 2006

Crappaccino

Descriptive of a bout of diarrhoea that leaves the bottom of the toilet looking not much unlike the fluffy top of a cup of cappuccino.

'Fucking hell John, I shouldn't have that kebab last night, I ended up having a crappaccino in the toilet pan this morning'

by Freshmans December 21, 2007

Crappuccino

when you take a shit in your friends cappuccino when they go to the bathroom.

*guys walk into the cafe and get cappuccinos*
1st guy: "Hey I gotta go take a piss. Watch my cappuchino would ya?"
2nd guy: "Sure."
*1st guy goes into the bathroom*
*2nd guy takes a shit in the other guys cappuccino.*
2nd guy: "Man he will be so mad about me making him a crappuccino!"

by Mityxm March 14, 2011

crappacino

Any drink that is associated with coffee but tastes absolutely aweful.

It does not necessarily have to be from Starbucks.

See Aneeta's definition.

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT TOM THUMB'S CAPPACINO'S BETTER!

Ewww! This espresso is crappacino-MAJOR!

by Colonel_Cheesemonkey January 2, 2007

Cappacino

The act of doing a drive-by in downtown chinatown.

Dude1: Whoa! check it out i just capped-a-chino.

Dude2: C'mon its MY turn to cappacino

by jimbob9001 February 20, 2007

crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007

Crappaccino

The coffee you get at little garage's and rest spots. It looks like you may just have enough coffee in your hot water to make it coffee, officially. Usually vile, watery muck. Not recommended to ask for a Crapacinno when at work.

Customer at rest stop: Can I have a Crappaccino please?

Server: A what?

Customer: You know, a "cappuccino"?

Server: Oh, that!

by EvelynTurtleDove January 7, 2011