cockamole

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.

We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.

by partytrap June 3, 2010

cockamoleoweenie

When you eat seafood that has been stored on a boat with only two or three pieces of ice.

I ate a seafood gumbo salad at the Voodoo Gumbo and got cockamoleoweenie.

by rhaf3 June 28, 2018

Cockamania

Completely irrational, unfounded, baseless, chaotic, disorganized, catostraphic, and/or delusional idea, thought, or plan.

What you guys are suggesting is complete cockamania.

by Buff Edwards May 10, 2018

Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.

Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.

by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011

Cockamouthaphobia

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.

"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"

by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009

cockrammer

one who takes penis in the shit funnel

Troy, shut up, you fuckin' cockrammer

by Corey January 26, 2004

Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010