Derives from the words cranium, meaning 'head', and anus, meaning 'ass'.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
A possibly genetically inherited and chronic mental(/physical) disorder, in which one's head becomes so far up their ass, it leads to delusional thinking and insistence that they are always right, regardless of their friend's/family's input on their life decisions, when in fact a normally sane person or former case may interpret their actions/statements/beliefs (of their such actions) as, in fact, retarded.
Man: "Yeah, she left me, took the kids, took up drinking and anorexia, saying I'm the reason she's depressed, turned bisexual, and is still seeing another woman, and she told me to leave, saying she doesn't want me 'to put a bad influence on her kids'"
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
Friend: "Wow thats a serious case of cranalanalitis"
Man: "Tell me about it..."
by boardercrosser January 15, 2008
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Jordan: Hey Mark, check out my new Rolex, Moncler, and AirPods that I got yesterday!
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
Mark: Cool, but don't you work at the $1 pizza place?
Jordan: Yeah but I've been saving for a while
Mark: Okay, but your Moncler patch doesn't scan and your AirPods literally say "Ze Blutoothe devise haz beeen cunnected" like those tiktoks. Seems like you got yourself the Canal Street Special. You don't need to be doing this just stop trying to fit in so much and worry about more important things such as friends and actually making more money.
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