circumstition

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.

He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!

by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.

We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.

by Stumblers August 10, 2016

circumjaculate

to ejaculate around something!!!

John circumjaculated Jane's eye so as not to irritate her retina.

by Rick Deez August 25, 2004

circumsized

Tamed by birth; hair cut for the throbbing stick of love

I could tell that he was Jewish by his dick -or-
I love going to temple its full of clean dicks

by chadchode May 10, 2003

circumstalk

Trying to check someone out on facebook only to discover she is blocked. Then attempt to stalk said person by stalking the person's friends for shared photos.

Kara's account was blocked, so I had to circumstalk her through her friends' accounts.

by dale pues December 17, 2012

circumsized

When you get the skin on your dick cut off (the excessive skin that's there, it's a lot cleaner and more sanitary)

I got circumsized when i was like 2 days old (i'm glad i did it then and not having to get it done this year)

by some polak November 2, 2004

circumsized

The end result of being circumcised, meaning having the foreskin cut off since it is an unncessary tag of skin which, when tightly binding the glans or tip of the penis, may cause infection and even disease.

"I was happy that my parents, who provided food and drink when I couldn't and gave me shelter without consulting me, took all their responsibilities seriously and had me circumsized."

"Counter to anticirc opinions, being circumsized or not has nothing to do with sexual pleasure according to a detailed study of many men, both intact and cut, in the New England Journal of Medicine."

by clean cut, MD December 28, 2005