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Bullshitery

Metaphorical reference to a corrupt action that has been accepted for too long or is over-rated.
Sociology's use of convoluted and made-up vocabulary to over-explain simple concepts (such as "objectivation" over "objectification") or concepts that could be explained simply is bullshitery.
by EliDaWood May 7, 2017
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Bullshitter's remorse

What happens when you tell an outrageous, disgraceful, self serving yet strangely believable lie. Treatments can include prescription drugs, seven to nine days off work, a hospital stay and the digging of a large hole.
Georgette: Hey, where's Ryan?
Lina: He's gotta stay home for like two weeks or something
Georgette: Two weeks?! Why?
Lina: He told his mom he was getting a promotion at work but he's being fired
Georgette: Wow, so what you're saying is that he's got bullshitter's remorse?
Lina: in a nutshell
Georgette: Ooh, hefty
by Oh my my February 19, 2015
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BullShitter

1. One who "Bullshits"

2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action

3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.

4. My mans, Tony16
Guy 1: "Bruh, please don't be a bullshitter this time and actually show up"
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
by Beasley August 7, 2017
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beltline bullshiter

All the lying Congresspersons and a lobbying lycanthrope or 2 (two) feeding at the hog trough of hard earned taxcow blood sweat and tears.
beltline bullshiters are 'bout to learn the true golden rule: do unto others as you would have then do unto you
by @thedocwho2 February 18, 2019
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bullshitter

Someone who talks total crap out of their ringpiece. They tell that many lies that the pure idiotic fiction spewing out of their gob becomes reality in their tiny pea sized minds.
Rachel Stokes from Wolverhampton is a true bullshitter. Girl i can smell turds and its coming from your gob.
by Schema-Master August 12, 2008
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Bullshitter

1 .Someone who talks out of his ass, tries to "enhance" his personal biography with stories that usually won't fool anyone. 2. Someone who pertains to bullshit.
Dennis: Yeah, back in Nam' i flew the F-104 Starfighter in the special forces and i dogfighted 7 Mig-21's and shot each of them down except for one more when i ran out of ammo, so i started to gain some speed and ended up side by side with his jet, we looked at each other through the sides and i opened my Canopy and reached over to his jet with my combat knife and stabbed the mig pilot to death! Then i ran out of fuel so i took my oxygen tube and hooked it up to his fuel tank to my fuel tank and i took his fuel out while the pilot was dead and so i was able to travel home with a full tank. Yeah, i remember the sarge giving me 11 gold Valor ribbons, 19 Outstanding Airman badges, 90 Pilot badges, and 7 medal of honors, i keep them stored up my asshole. Oh yeah, and i also got a Astronaut badge when my F-104 achieved Mach-9.7 and went into Low earth orbit and stayed up there until the gravity pulled me back in which my jet as able to survive the Re-entry.

Me: Wow, you are the worst Bullshitter mankind has ever met.
by Anti-bser-missile February 1, 2009
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Bobby Bullshitter

Someone who is constantly telling lies. A person who fabricates the most over the top and totally unbelievable stories.
"A Bobby Bullshitter"
"A proper Bobby"
"Ey up here's Bobby Bullshitter"
EXAMPLE 1:- "My dad paddled to the Antarctic in his dingy last week and killed a killer whale with his pen knife"

EXAMPLE 2:- "I pulled a wheely last night on my bike and the front wheel fell off, i ended up riding round on one wheel for two hours and at one point i was going so fast the police tried to pull me over for speeding but i couldn't stop because i only had one wheel. I only stopped when i rode into the lake where i found my front wheel at the bottom!"

EXAMPLE 3:- "what have you had for your tea Bobby?" "My mam's just made me a lovely steak dinner with onion rings chips and creamy pepper sauce" - When it's quite evident he's had beans on toast due to there being beans all down his front !

"What a Bobby Bullshitter"
by Klausey September 15, 2009
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