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Of, or pertaining to elite. Someone who thinks he/she is beyond everyone else in a dominant figure. A Person who thinks that everyone else is worthless and disabled. Elitests are believed to be smarter and more stronger than a commoner.

Elitests tend to be rude, cocky, arrogant, and very selfish; that's the combination of a elitest.
Commoner: I have such a hard time learning how to drive..

Elitest: Maybe cause your brain is obsolete you common trash!
by Anti-bser-missile October 17, 2008
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Emo kids are mentally ill people who are always depressed, feel rejected or hated.

Usually they have the appearance as a goth only more depressed and tipped over. Some emos get so upset with their live they will inflict pain on themselves such as using Exacto blades to cut themselves with. This is usually the first sign that the life they have is dangerous.

Emos are generally idiots in my opinion, because they never look at the bright side of things and always push downwards and listen to depressing stressful music instead of nice classical or something other than "IM GUNNA FUKKIN DIE IF I DUNT SEE MAH LIFE GOING OVER WITH THE DEMONS OF SHIT!!! ROOOOAARRRRRR"
Emo kids are fucked, they need to stop buying modelling knives and start having fun, Besides drugs.

by Anti-bser-missile December 19, 2007
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A Wikipedia spin off website that has been rumored is created by rejects from message boards, etc for vandilism.

Techincally the website shows grotesque images and has misinformative articles. Formed a few years ago. Apparnelty the objective of the writers at ED are trying to lul people. Most people take it seriously when it is ctually supposed to be dark humor, however many people believe that it even fails in such a category of humor.

The website also displays excessive racism, and sexual content. Along with the disturbing images and miseducating articles the vocabulary and grammar there are the work of pre-school students with excess dirty language. the webiste will make fun of anything, with very terrible examples of criticism and facts. The site displays images that are often photoshopped or grotesque. Along with that they show racist profiling and anti-semite.
Typical article in Encyclopedia dramatica.

The lurkers of devianTART who dig up all the glorious lulz and tell the truth about this place. Be they banned or spurned, these dedicated men and women pursue their intended targets with CONSTANT VIGILANCE and UNWAVERING DEDICATION.
by Anti-bser-missile October 8, 2008
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Spazzout: When a Living thing (Usually cats) take off at ultra speeds and usually hit the wall from not having enough friction to stop thier hasting speed across a room.

A spazzout usually occurs after a Feline usually younger aged hears a noise that can vary in Decibels that is just enough to cause them to release huge sums of energy.

Spazzing is the result of having large amounts of energy that are released for no apparent reason off a trigger or condition such as a footstep or a drip of water causing the cat to release the excess energy until the cat needs a nap.

When a cat is in high octane, the energy is at high levels and they are usually very playful or spontaneous at random ambushing your feet behind a couch.
A man walks into a room, and all the sudden makes the floor squeak, this slight noise causes a nearby cat or kitten to bolt across the room and hit the wall, then turn around and pounce the floor with front legs.

Once they spazzout enough, they usually calm down and take a nap from the huge energy release.

The mental cause behind a spazzout from a cat is unknown, but theories suggest that is is a simple freakout a cat experiences from unexpected events or anomalies.
by Anti-bser-missile August 5, 2008
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Lifetime is a Channel on TV that runs movies and shows involving men being hateful rapists. This is potrayed most likely due to the Owner of lifetime is a Man hater lesbian. Many people Men and woman alike have Criticised Lifetime for being overboard, but that did not stop lifetime for airing some very irrational shows about Woman beaters. Every show features a man that owns a gun, and for some reason thats a bad thing so the woman freaks out and calls the police.

There are many shows on that channel that include rapists, rebellious teenagers who murder people, men who always cheat on their wives, and woman who get locked up in a closet because for some reason this very evil guy is gonna go kill a grandma for stealing some precious books from him.
Lifetime show:

Paranoid Lesbian: Oh my god! did you see that guy who was mad because his favorite baseball team lost the world series!?

Frightened Lady: Yes, oh my god! He might have a gun! He is going to come and rape us! He will take a baseball game on us because a Man is angry!

Paranoid Lesbian: We are going to die!

(The angry man goes home to cook dinner for his wife, but the two ladies think hes going back home to defile the house, and shoot his kids.)
by Anti-bser-missile December 17, 2007
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A Large often bipedal war machine that originated from the French book "War of the Worlds" With artistic renditions of a Tripod with three legas and a abdomen, however mechs only became popular in the 1980's with the release of the battletech series from FASA and started a whole new revolution in futuristic fictional warfare.

Ever since then, spin offs like the Computer Simulation games mechwarrior was released allowing players to enter a virtual cockpit on a battlefield, and even extended interest in japanese anime artists. Mechs are often depicted as large and usually destructive machines that can take punishment and give massive punishment.

Japanese engineers decided to try and make a mech, and sarted on it's work in the early 2000's and it was finished. However this mech in general or simply known as "Land Walker" instead of moving with limbs that lift and step, the legs slide on the ground with wheels underneath the feet of the walker. This Land walker was made by Sakakibara Kikai.

Other companies have stated that they are working on making mechs however in this time of age it is very difficult to harness the engineering to design such a mech, especially how it was envisioned in mechwarrior: Fast heavy and dangerous walkers. The main issue with creating a Mech is the limbs, the heavy weight that would incorperate the mech would make it harder for engineers to actually make it function properly, and it would need a powerful enough energy source powering it's move.

Many have attempted to make a Properly functional mech but there always becomes issues that takes geniuses to accomplish, but even then many picture a battlemech to be nothing more that a huge walking target. If a mech is to stand tall, and take punishment it needs great armor, but great armor like the M1a2 Main battle tank is extremely heavy for the Mech's Hydraulic actuators and servos.

Design is key in making a mech, and anyone could be the first one to make a fully successful mechanized vehicle, even though it may take years to come there will be a time when someone does it.

Words related to a mech:
mecha
Battletech
Walker
Battlemech
BFR
Robot
ExoSkeleton
Gundam
Armoredcore
Mechwarrior
The mech is considered a bipedal war machine with enourmous weight and deadly firepower that can dominate the battlefield.

Engineer1: Hey, did you see those anime mechs?
Engineer2: Yeah, they are damn ugly, and they look too
incosistant and reliable.
Engineer3: Yeah and what is with those Eye balls? Do they actually do something?
by Anti-bser-missile June 9, 2008
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Online Gaming slang for cock. Usually so players don't get bleeped out from typing it.
Player1: LOL i havs a hooge ****!!
Player2: Lol wut?
Player3: Wtf... *** admins blocking ****!
Player1: Omg Teh suxxorz!
Player2: Rofl.
Player1: Fine then, i haves a hooge Cauk!
Player2: There you go.
Player3: Hahaha!
by Anti-bser-missile July 11, 2008
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