1. One who "Bullshits"
2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action
3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.
4. My mans, Tony16
2. Someone who constantly makes excuses instead of taking action
3. Someone who says they're going to do something, but doesn't end up doing it.
4. My mans, Tony16
Guy 1: "Bruh, please don't be a bullshitter this time and actually show up"
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
Guy 2: "Ok, man, I will. You can count on it
*The time comes to show up*
Guy 1: "Yo, are you going to come?"
Guy 2: "It's over. I'm not going to go (even though I said I was going to go earlier)
by Beasley August 08, 2017
Noun, one who frequently gives misleading information, provides excuses when necessary, gives bogus facts to support alibi for bailing or standing up plans, doesn't answer phone calls as way to deter oncoming plans.
Zach was such a bullshitter that he almost believed himself when he told people he forgot to check his phone.
by tommy bullshittin January 05, 2015
An inveterate liar. A person whose life is so empty they have to invent grandiose yarns and daring exploits to make people think they are anything other than sad pathetic losers.The king of bullshitters is a guy called Eddie and one of his outlandish anecdotes is transcribed below.
"So I got a bite and I reeled it in and it was a 500cc motorbike. Kick started first time. Went down to Birmingham for the weekend on it. Pulled two girls and did them both in the hotel room while snoting coke off their tits. Just as I joined the M6 on my way home the front wheel fell off. Couldn't fix it so had to do a wheelie for the full 120 miles."
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
"Jesus! You bullshitter!"
by Dave Mars January 16, 2007
1. One who lies out of his/her ass.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.
Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.
2. One who commits the act of bullshitting.
Bullshit=absolute nonesense, to lie out of the asshole.
Me: John is such a bullshitter
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.
Eric: Why do you say that?
Me: because he promised that he'd give me his PS3 ifI could end DMC4 in a week.
Eric: well, you should have known that he was bullshitting from the door.
Me: that asshole.
by Marsellus Wallace's Wife October 31, 2008
1. What she told me was a bunch of BULLSHIT (nothing but lies and nonsense).
2. WILLY is BULLSHITT. =)
2. WILLY is BULLSHITT. =)
by BLDH July 07, 2006
Paul: Oh yeah i know, i can complete Halo without firing a single bullet on Legendary!!11!!
Mate: Yeah, Yeah, BULLSHIT!
Mate: Yeah, Yeah, BULLSHIT!
by The Mate May 16, 2005
Someone who will claim he drank 2 litres of vodka and was not drunk.
Someone who claims he has many girlfriends who come to his house and sleep with him.
Someone who generally compulsively lies and everyone who speaks to him knows it.
Degenerate of society.
Someone who claims he has many girlfriends who come to his house and sleep with him.
Someone who generally compulsively lies and everyone who speaks to him knows it.
Degenerate of society.
"Hey dude, guess what"
"What?"
"The other night i took on a gang all by myself, each one was down"
"Shutup man, thats bullshit, Your just one big hairy bollock of a Bullshitter."
"What?"
"The other night i took on a gang all by myself, each one was down"
"Shutup man, thats bullshit, Your just one big hairy bollock of a Bullshitter."
by MrManc420 October 21, 2009