bullshiteer

a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.

Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life

by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021

Chronic Bullshitter

A person who smokes a large amount of marijuana and exaggerates things or makes them up.

Guy: Do you think Dave really caught a 200lb bass?
Guy 2: No. Dave is a chronic bullshitter. The more he smokes, the bigger the bass gets.

by CaptainCrakhead May 26, 2013

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.

So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."

by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011

Bullshitery

The act of bullshitting on a massive scale

Bill Clinton immersed the world in his bullshitery regarding his relationship with his intern

by Kevin Coin September 6, 2007

Bullshittery

The act of making false statements or claims.

Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."

by electric172 August 28, 2005

Bullshittery

An art form, usually used when trying to pass a test you didn't study for.

Josh: Hey man what did you write about for the history essay?

Javier: I don't know, man. I just used my skills in bullshittery and prayed it made sense.

by Trumpeteer10 April 19, 2020