Bluebajew

the word bluebajew comes from the latin word 'Hitler'.

when you refer to someone as a 'bluebajew' you are calling them a half eatten McMuffin Sandwhich from McDonalds that was purchased by a blue jewish smirf named doiley.

them:"Your mothers a whore"
me:"fuck you, your such a bluebajew"

them:"well your a fluffalump"
me:"that doesnt make any scence retard"

by assface magge April 10, 2010

blueball

1: In reality, it's bringing a male close to climax (close enough where his testicles get filled with seminal fluid and semen), but not letting him get rid of the built-up sex juices.
The resulting inundation causes extreme discomfort and pain, lasting for hours.
See also blue ball
2: In slang terms, it's the expectation and tremendous build-up of getting something you want, only to find that you're not going to get it in the end.

2: I'm sorry to blueball you, but remember how I said you're getting a Corvette, yeah, you're actually getting a Yugo...

by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004

blueballs

The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.

She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.

by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005

bluegrass

A style of music in which the majority of its players are fat middle-aged men with goatees. Many are evangelists as well. It is also a style of music that is revered by its players as the greatest style of music ever created by mankind. So great in fact, that many bluegrass musicians don't even bother listening to anything else because they do not believe its worth listening too. Many bluegrass musicians also view themselves as the greatest musicians to have ever walked the earth. What is considered true bluegrass music is widely debated among the bluegrass community.

Person 1: Did you go to that bluegrass festival?
Person 2: Oh yeah! Tony Rice totally blew my face off with that tone and them hot licks!
Person 1: What? Who?

by mcdove September 15, 2016

Bluegrass Hotdog

Whilst at work, typically in the bourbon industry a Bluegrass Hotdog is when a man unbeknownst to him will be sexually assaulted in a break room while on break. Typically the act involves one man sticking his erect penis into another mans butt. Not anal sex per se, the aggressor uses the crease of the butt cheeks and glides up and down said crease in an act of masturbation resembling a hot dog in a bun. When the act is finished a “relish” is created and the perpetuator usually in some form yells BLUEGRASS HOTDOG, GETCHYA BLUEGRASS HOTDOGS HERE!

Tom: “god my butt is killing me.”
Lin: “what on earth, why?!?”
Tom: “well I thought I was going to have a nice peaceful lunch break, and Rory came in and gave me a bluegrass hotdog.”

by TheGreatTraceOfBuffalo January 18, 2023

DJ Blueballs

When a DJ has a big build up playing and you think he/she is going to throw down a banger only to be disappointed when they drop a dud.

I thought he was gonna drop some hard shit there, instead DJ Blueballs threw down some weak ass shit!

by rhythmrobot September 24, 2011

Verbal Blueball

When someone (usually a woman) begins a phrase that sounds mildly intriguing, then shortly cuts off their sentence with either silence or a "never mind."

Prime example of a Verbal Blueball:

Christina: "You know, I was thinking that maybe... Nevermind."

You: "Nice fucking job Christina, you just verbally blueballed me again."

by PengBoy69 May 16, 2019