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The most excruciating pain you can experience while still having your balls intact. It happens when you've had an erection for a long time, but never achieved orgasm. If your cratch brushes the slightest bit against anything, it feels like they've been hit with a hammer.
She jerked me around for a few hours, but every time I was about to blow my load, she stopped. Now I've the worst blueballs ever.
blueballs by Pimpalicious March 24, 2005
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a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
blueballs by Jake February 20, 2004
A painful feeling in the testicles, usually felt after being very sexually aroused, but you never blew your load.
"that girl was just playin' with me, cause when i was ready to fuck she said no and went to sleep! i got sooo blue balled!"
blueballs by xtremelybuffji January 1, 2004
painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
blueballs by ohithinktheylikeme November 14, 2005
When you haven't had sexual Intercourse in a good amount of weeks or months.
Bob: Dude I got blueballs because my girlfriend broke up with me

John: Yo that's crazy but I don't care
BlueBalls by Jnoh Smith May 13, 2021
All tease and no please. Your balls ache like semi ran them over after hours of having an erection without an orgasm.
We've been fooling around all night and I came on UD to make sure I had blueballs. Ahh! Thay ache like a mofo
Blueballs by ScandoMan September 21, 2009
when helen cant finish ryan off
i got blueballs its so sore
blueballs by banter ficker June 21, 2016