blade of a sword 

When Johnny tells you, that you cannot be friends anymore, because he got a new girlfriend and she's jealous of you. So now you don't hang out or see Johnny anymore. Sometimes through e-mail. Johnny is whipped. Johnny is missing out on life. Johnny is special.

I was just trying to be a good friend, but got the blade of a sword instead.

blade of a sword by BeachingIt August 7, 2016

Sonya Blade 

mother of Cassie Cage ; former wife of Johnny Cage ; introduced into the Mortal Kombat family in Mortal Kombat (1)

Sonya Blade just kicked my ass

Sonya Blade by Z B0$$ 4/20 August 19, 2015

Sizz Blade 

Blizz Spade's much better singing twin sister. HE often sings with Nigel Thornberry, and likes to rant about hamhocks and chitterlings.

It's famous because we all feel sorry for her.

"Hey, man, how's Blizz Spade doing?"

"Hell if I know, I've been listening to her twin brother, Sizz Blade songs about peppercorn nuggets."

"Das wus up homeskillet."

Sizz Blade by SizzleStickMcGhee August 22, 2011

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006

switch-blade 

n., A knife with a blade that can be deployed by depressing a button, switch, or hidden mechanism. Switch-blade knives
vary in design; some deploy the blade in a linear fashion from the handle ("out the front") while others swing a blade
out in an arc from the side of the knife handle ("side opener").

Switch-blade or "automatic" knives vary
in legality from region to region. Gang
use of such knives in the American 1950s
prompted bans on such knives in several states that remain in force today.

Switch-blade knives are illegal in some
nations, such as Canada.

The term "automatic knife" has replaced
"switch-blade" in some knife collector
circles when describing modern designs.

Also "switchblade".

He drew a switch-blade knife from his pocket, and it snapped open with a report.

switch-blade by T.D. January 20, 2003

sling blade 

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

sling blade by Ben April 3, 2005

switch blade 

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

switch blade by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006