Walther

AKA Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen. A German gun manufacturing company.

Walther's most famous (and infamous) pistols were:
1. P38, used by the Nazis
2. PPK, used by German police and James Bond
3. P99, used by James Bond

I pulled out my Walther, and put 7 peices of lead into his chest.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006

Fahrenheit 451

Fahrenheit 451 is a novel by Ray Bradbury, depicting a world in which books are outlawed, and firemen start fires, not put them out. The main character is Guy Montag, a fireman.

The title is quite clever, because at 451 degrees Fahrenheit, paper combusts.

The son-of-a-bitch Michael Moore used the title's theme in his movie "Fahrenheit 9/11", to Ray Bradbury's disapproval.

I read Fahrenheit 451 yesterday, and realized that books and the ability to spread wisdom are very valuable.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006

duece duece

A .22 caliber pistol. Used by pussies who can't handle the recoil of a .45 caliber.

I took out my duece duece, flicked off the safety, and let the lead fly.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 03, 2006

william

1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

A fine name, if I do say so myself.

I asked him what he would name his child, and he responded, "William".

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 08, 2006

corpselfie

A selfie with a dead body, usually at a funeral.

"Did you see John's corpselfie at his grandma's funeral?"

"Yea that was pretty distasteful"

by sihfoagfndhmdfm December 19, 2019

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013