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faraday

An English chemist and physicist. Born in 1791, died in 1867.

Faraday made great contributions to the study of electricity.

He also invented something called Faraday's cage, a metal box where static electricty can not exist.

In physics class today, we learned about Michael Faraday.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

corpselfie

A selfie with a dead body, usually at a funeral.

"Did you see John's corpselfie at his grandma's funeral?"

"Yea that was pretty distasteful"

by sihfoagfndhmdfm December 18, 2019

Walther

AKA Carl Walther GmbH Sportwaffen. A German gun manufacturing company.

Walther's most famous (and infamous) pistols were:
1. P38, used by the Nazis
2. PPK, used by German police and James Bond
3. P99, used by James Bond

I pulled out my Walther, and put 7 peices of lead into his chest.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006

Rob Ford

Rob Ford
verb

To consume a fifth of alcohol in 3 minutes, chased with Gatorade.

Popularized by disgraced Toronto mayor and local addict, Rob Ford.

A: Whatcha doing this Friday?

B: Probably going to Rob Ford some vodka and pass out.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm November 15, 2013

swiss army knife

A red multi-purpose knife. There are many models, almost all of which contain one blade, a pair of scissors, and a can opener.

I took out my trusty Swiss Army Knife and cut open the package.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

switch blade

A foldable knife where the blade is deployed using a button or lever on the handle.

In "12 Angry Men", the 18 year old boy killed his father with a switch blade.

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 7, 2006

william

1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

Nicknames for William include: Will, Bill, and Billiam.

According to the 1990 U.S. Census the name William is the 5th most popular first name with 2.451% of the male population

Many famous and successful people have been/are named William.

1. Bill Gates (richest man in the world)
2. Bill Clinton (Former president)
3. William the Conqueror (conqueror of England in 1066)
4. William Shakespeare (greatest writer of the English language)
5. King William of Prussia (Emperor of Germany before WWI)

A fine name, if I do say so myself.

I asked him what he would name his child, and he responded, "William".

by sihfoagfndhmdfm October 8, 2006