assprobe

An assprobe is a type of annoying faggot that will violate your anus with his "probe". Always leave a feeling of annoyment and violation.

Can be thought of as a combination of asshole and faggot.

That fucking Linux user, always calling me a nigger, he's such an assprobe!

by segin January 10, 2014

assfront

Somtimes know as a cuntgut. It is when a persons belly resembles an ass, in the front.

Oh, I thought that bitch was facing backwards but it was just her assfront.

by funrelz February 22, 2018

asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

asstronomical

the study of anal sex

what i did last night

by babyboy001 February 17, 2004

Asstronomist

A person caught or known to look at the female ass in an objectified manor, commonly pointing out the size and voluptuousness of the ass itself. Often times in general company or public.

John: Hey, did you see Gary? He is totally obsessed with Jennifer's behind.
Brian: Yup. He is one strange asstronomist out there.

by Chaircleaner September 25, 2008

assprone

An adjective that is synonymous with "Gay"

Dude 1: Hey, I just watched Brokeback Mountain last night
Dude 2: I didn't need to know that you assprone SOB

by Laver July 7, 2007

AssProphet

A superior being, endowed with phenomenal wisdom and absurdity.

There were some who went away angry, some who went away confused, but all were enlightened by the AssProphet.

by a loyal follower September 1, 2004