acme

An actual store in the northeast that sells groceries. Fear it.

"I'm going to Acme after work to pick up some eggs."

by Melanie April 5, 2005

ascertion

The state when a person is so convinced of their own self-righteous assertions that he or she will actually have a tangible feeling in their ass (variant of ass-certain).

I newed so much that Forrest Gump was a real person, I made an ascertion!

by TheWordSir June 26, 2009

Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007

ascen

awesome person! handsome, smart, caring, handsome, very observant!! ...did i say handsome? oh yeah, and handsome as well.

ascen.

its me
im ascen
:)

by you know exactly who <3 November 18, 2021

ascetic

Practicing strict self-discipline for moral or spiritual reasons.

The so-called Desert Fathers were hermits who lived an ascetic life of fasting, studying, and prayer.

by LarstaiT November 10, 2003

asceroso

one who brings about an infinite amount of disgust

ese asceroso ha tenido sexo con nikki

by bob December 10, 2003