Assbook

1. Assbook (otherwise known as the "booty call social network")is “An online directory that connects people through whom they have hooked up with.” The facebook’s “poke” feature — has been reinvented as “tap that ass” feature. Instead of messages, users receive “booty calls.”
2. Obviously much cooler than Facebook.

There are only seven real females registered on Assbook.

by The Voice of the People!!@#$%^ January 6, 2009

Ayabonga

Ayabongas will take your girl

Ayabongas are very cool dudes to chill with
They are very funny and know how to dress
Ayabongas are people you shouldn't mess with or you will get hurt

Ayabonga is very handsome

by Gwada November 23, 2021

assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!

by Telephony July 24, 2014

pedo asado

A roasted or grilled fart.

Commonly used in the plural form, pedos asados, to describe a foul odor. Translated from the Spanish.

Damn, it smells like pedos asados in here!

Beware the pedo asado, it's extra stinky.

by the definition circuit August 17, 2011

ASANow

As soon as now, the real meaning of ASAP.

Designer to Printer: When is the posters going to be printed?
Printer to Designer: Dude man, you will have then when they are done!
Designer: Damn it I need them ASANOW.

by kiwiupover April 24, 2015

assbomb

1. When yu rip the biggest, messiest shit ever and it burns your asshole so much it starts to smell like bacon.

Spence: Man what smells? Its like a mixture of bacon and fucking SHIT!
Jason: haha, yo i just assbombed the fuck out of yur toilet!
Spence: Did yu make it out alive?
Jason: Almost, but man i dont think yur cat did.

by Ahakmid Hassan June 28, 2006

Asab

Shortened version of “As a b*tch” adding major emphasis to something you’re talking about

Man I’m tired asab

by tenxo September 20, 2018