ASAB

Texting slang that means "as a bitch".

"I'm high asab"

Or
"I'm tired asab!!!!"

by xqueen February 19, 2017

asab

meaning "as a bitch" it's more exaggerated than "asf".

Rico: I got a new dog today *sends pic of the dog*
Willow: LMFAOOOOO WTFK YO DOG UGLY ASAB

by sickgirlkai November 28, 2021

Asab

Shortened version of “As a b*tch” adding major emphasis to something you’re talking about

Man I’m tired asab

by tenxo September 20, 2018

ASAB

Assigned Sex At Birth.

This character's ASAB is female/male/intersex/sexless.

by 【ɴᴜʟʟ．ᴘｘ】 June 12, 2022

ASAB

Assigned Sex At Birth

me: Everyone feels uncomfortable with their ASAB, right?
friend: Ummm, no what
me: 😳🕶🤌🏻

by DrPastaMD December 19, 2020

asab

Alpha Sierra Alpha Bravo. A very highly trained secretive sect of the army. Not much is known (like what ASAB stands for) but it is speculated that young men between the ages 16 and 24 are recruited for dangerious operations for their innocent appearance. Total operatives involved may total up to 500, but operate only in groups of 1-10.

ASAB may be stationed in Langley, NY or Iraq, operatives unkown as well as location...

by ASAB April 6, 2008

ASAB

Initialism of "All Soldiers Are Bastards"

Derivative of ACAB, it states that the Bastard nature of cops similarly applies to soldiers of armed forces. Where cops are state-sanctioned, jack-booted thugs employed to tamp down dissidence and disobedience domestically, soldiers are the same, except they're sent abroad to do their bastard work.

Defense Secretary: "We are the Military; We are a strong, moral, committed force for good."

Discerning Individual: "Wait, aren't you all a bunch of hired bastard killers?"

Undiscerning Mark: "Honor and thank all the brave warriors who put their lives in danger to protect our freedom!"

Discerning Individual: "Man, the military only protects State supremacy and the wealth of defense contractors and oil barons. And the grunts are just 'following orders.' ASAB, glorified murderers."

by misanthropic philanthropist February 28, 2025