allah doobie sex

when you strap a doobie to your penis and have sex with a girl while praying to allah

i had such good allah doobie sex with stacy last night, it was epic

by 123890567 September 9, 2020

Allah alakbar

this is the word you scream when you are on a plane and you land

(plane lands) you: ALLAH ALAKBAR

if people scream just say it louder

by anonymous April 23, 2023

ya allah

actually is used alot by arabs (like me) literally means "my dear god" ya meaning my dear and allah meaning god

Ya Allah! why wont this jo-hosh leave me alone?

by arabian nights January 5, 2006

Allahu Snackbar

When severe munchies start, it's time to hit the fridge/snack food aisle/Taco Bell with the ferocity of a terrorist trying to buy the affection of his/her imaginary friend in the sky. Allahu snackbar is the declaration of intention in such a scenario.

"Dude, is the blunt done?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I'm 'bout to 9-11 your fridge. ALLAHU SNACKBAR!"

Although his friends agreed that it was their favorite moment of the road trip, Steven realized that yelling "ALLAHU SNACKBAR!" in the McDonald's drive-thru was not the smartest idea he'd ever had.

by Dharma Midget November 21, 2016

allah ackbar

The two words you *don't* want to start hearing while you're riding on a bus, train or airplane.

Mohammed started to chant "Allah Ackbar!" as he pulled on the detonation cord on his suicide belt

by GRK May 14, 2006

allahu akbar? no!

NO!

allahu NOT-akbar

allahu akbar? no! like extra holes poked through your head by peaceful shrapnel are akbar: NOT at all!! Children who refuse to be sexually victimized have explosives lashed to them to spread the islam around in the finest particles possible (acerbic apologetics assault) as quickly as possible (explosive ecumenism).

by allah not akbar² June 15, 2013

Allahoween

Muslim Halloween.

Muhammad was Osama Bin Laden this year for Allahoween.

by Kjahnke812 December 26, 2016