Soli-terror

Solitaire: a game, usually a card game, that can be played by one person.

terror: something or someone that causes fear.

Soli-terror: a game, that causes fear.

I do not know how I terrorize other people by playing "Soli-terror."

by [e-mail] December 26, 2012

Health Terrorism

When someone attempts to sabotage your workout, your diet, or your time in a vain effort to keep you from being healthy.

P: Wow Matt, my protein shake tastes awfully fatty...did you put something extra in it? You know that could be considered Health Terrorism right?

M: No Pete you are just a douche...

P: That's bullshit you are a health terrorist!!!

by peteybananas January 3, 2013

Harris Territory

Like many lions on the African savannah, sometimes a guy on the prowl on the bar scene will deliberately choose the weakest (perhaps least attractive) prey upon whom to pounce. It's easier that way. This has become known eponymously as HARRIS TERRITORY.

"Is he really getting digits from that skank? Dude, your friend can do better than that. That's bordering on Harris Territory."

by Keeferman February 4, 2013

twerk terror

When a girl can twerk so hard that its scares people

Shawnda be shakin' her booty so hard she a twerk terror

by thatKID September 26, 2013

ovaries-terrorist

A male that is so attractive, he causes female reproductive organs to explode.

blogger girl 1: strangeforeignbeauty on tumblr is filled with ovaries-terrorists

by sociallyinept November 3, 2013

Bum Terrors

Explosive diarrhea

Sorry, I can't come out tonight, I gots the bum terrors somethin' aweful!!

Did you get the bum terrors after that meal last night? I fucking hope you did! I didn't even want to eat in that shitbox restaurant!

by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013