Definitions by Keeferman
Harris Territory
Like many lions on the African savannah, sometimes a guy on the prowl on the bar scene will deliberately choose the weakest (perhaps least attractive) prey upon whom to pounce. It's easier that way. This has become known eponymously as HARRIS TERRITORY.
"Is he really getting digits from that skank? Dude, your friend can do better than that. That's bordering on Harris Territory."
Harris Territory by Keeferman February 4, 2013
shorty mac
n. Miniature bottle of Everclear. (So named because of it's diminutive size and the Scottish-inspired tartan pattern of the label.)
shorty mac by Keeferman May 2, 2006